JR. WOODCHUCK RANKS

This lists all of the ranking titles that the nephews, the generals, and even the hound have been honoured with throughout the stories.

 

ALPHABETICAL BY RANK
   
B.E.L.L.E.R.I.N.G.B.U.L.L.N.E.C.K. (Bellicose Expecter of Limitless Lionization, Esteem, Reverence, and Indefatigable, Never-dying Gung-ho as well as Bedeviller of Unskillful, Lunkheaded Lallygaggers, and Nemesis of Extemporizing Campground Know-nothings)
B.O.W.W.O.W. (Bestrewer of Well-Padded Wisdom, Omniscence, and Whatever)
B.R.A.S.S.G.R.A.S.S.E.R. (Brain Rattling Assigner Stupendous Sweatouts and Giver of Awesome Scathing Scoldings and Expurgatory Roustings)
B.T.H.H.M. (Bucket To Hold His Medals)
C.O.D.F.A.T.H.E.R. (Ceremonialized Oratorical Discourser on Fishes, Alfalfa, Toadstools, Humans, Earwigs, and/or Rodents)
C.O.O.L.H.E.A.D. (Calmer of Outbreaks, Outcries, Lamentations, Hassless, Expostulations, And Disquietude)
Chevaliers of the Honor Guard
Commandants of the Hightails' Hall of Heroes
Commander-in-Chief
Corporal Butterball
D.E.M.I.J.O.H.N. (Dynamic Earthshaking Molder of Immaculate Junk Oeliterators Here and Now)
D.O.G. (Doctor of Odd-ball Gimmickry)
Exalted Grand Marshall
Exalted Hightails
Field Marshal Fox
G.C.O.T.O.O.M. (Grand Commanders Of The Order Of Mercury)
G.P.O.O.T.K.H. (Great Peerless Overseer Of The Kitchen Help)
G.U.C.O.T.R.O.I.S. (Great, Unopposable Commandant Of The Realm Of Inextinguishabale Sagacity)
G.U.F.F.S.P.O.U.T.E.R. (Gentle, Unflappable, Friendly Fellow, and Serene, Peaceful, Orderly, Tranquil Example of Reasonableness) *
Generals
H.I.S.S. and P.O.A.H.M. (Hardheaded Intuitive Sagacity Spreader and Possessor Of All Hiss Marbles)
H.I.S.T.O.R.Y.N.U.T. (Hypercritical Inquiring Seeker into Tales of Old and Rumors of Yore, as well as Noser-outer of Unprovable Tommyrot)
H.O.T.S.H.O.T.T.E.R. (Hawkeyed Ogler of Twigs, Sprigs, Herbs, Oaks, Truffles, Thickets, Eelgrass and Ragweeds)
I.R.O.N.H.E.A.R.T. (Interpid Router of Overblown Nocturnal Hobgoblins and Exposer of Addlepated Rumormongering Taletellers)
I.T.S.A.A.D.C.O.T.F.O.I.K. (International Twelve-Star Admiral And Deputy Custodian Of The Fountain Of Inexhaustible Knowledge)
J.O.I.C.K.S. (Just Ordinary Insignificant Kid Simpletons)
J.O.Y.K.I.L.L.E.R. (Jaw-Breaking Order Yeller and Know-it-all Intoner of Leather-lunged Lecturing, Excoriating and Rank-rattling)
K.I.N.G. (Knightly, Intrepid, Natatorial Guardian)
Lieutenant-General Holsworthy Hog
M.A.S.L.L.B.P.C.M. (Mighty Admirable Sachem of the Long Limousine and Benevolent Paver of the Clubhouse Mortgage)
M.O.N.K.E.Y.S.U.N.C.L.E. (Multifabulous Overseer of Noteworthy Knot-tying, Eagle-spying, Yodel-crying, and Sock-drying as well as Understander of Nature and Converser with Lions and Elks)
O.D.D.B.A.L.L.E.R. (Observer of Devious Doings and Bestower of Accolades and Limitless Laurels upon Entitled Recipients
O.G.U.F.O.O.L. (Omnipotent Giver of Unimpeachably Full-bodied Observations on Omniscient Logic)
O.O.O.T.Q.F.U.E. (Omnipotent Overseer Of The Quest For Unsurpassable Excellence)
Philodemus Gentlefogg, J.A.W.B.O.N.E. (Judicious, Abstruse, Wise Bestower of Neolithic Edification (of Duckburg Burrow Number 22 of the Junior Woodchucks of the World))
R.I.N.G.T.A.I.L.E.D.S.N.O.R.T.E.R. (Radiant, Illustrious, Notable, Glittering, Topflight, Analytical Instructor in Logistical Engineering Dynamics and Sharpeyed, Nitpicking, Overseer, Recorder, Tabulator and Excuse Rejector)
Rear Admirals of the Arctic Snows
S.A.P.P.Y.P.A.P.P.Y. (Stern Advocator of Peanuts-Picking Yard-masterism and Peerless Abecedarian Producer of Prabeworthy Youth)
S.L.A.C.K.E.R.W.H.A.C.K.E.R. (Stentorian, Law-spouting, Adjudicating Cracker of Knobs and Expounder of Rules as well as Watchdog, Herdmaster, Admiral, Commodore, King, Emperor and Rip-roarer
S.L.O.B. (Simple, Lowdown, Ordinary Boobhound)
S.M.O.G.D.O.G. (Snifferocious Measurer, Observer, and Gatherer of Deleterious Oxygen Gunkups)
S.O.A.P.F.R.E.A.K. (Stern Overseer of Aquatic Peccadillos and Fastidious Rectifier of Ecological Abuses and Knaveries)
S.O.S.S. (Saver Of Stranded Souls)
S.S.S.S. (Supremely Sagacious Spoor Sniffer)
S.U.E.O.T.U. (Supreme Unsurpassable Engineers Of The Universe)
Supreme Exalted Bridge Masters of the Yawning Gulfs
T.A.I.L.C.R.A.N.K.E.R. (Tempestuous Assailer of Indolent Lackadaisicalness and Case-hardened Requirer of Absolute Nose-dripping, Kowtowing, Ear-cocking Regimentationalism)
T.O.P.B.R.A.S.S. (Thunderbolt of Omnisient Perspicacity and Boss Ramrod of Abounding Succor Spreaders)
T.R.O.O.P.E.R.P.O.O.P.E.R. (Tempestuous Requester of Overblown Obedience, Perfection, Enthusiasm, and Reliability as well as Propounder of Outrageously Ostentations Programs, Enterprises and Razzledazzles)
T.U.B.B.A.B.L.U.B.B.E.R. (Towering, Unperturbable Bellwether of Brobdingnagian Adventures and Belchfiring Larruper of Unsavory Beachrats, Buccaneers, and Ecology Ravagers)
Ten Star Generals
Trainer Boldan True
Trooper Hogg
W.A.F.E.R.W.A.V.E.R. (Whip-cracking Achiever of Frightfully Efficient Regimentation and Wrathful Arm-twisting Vocalizer of Expostulatory Rake-Doukk)
HDL13

HDL06
HDL11
WDCS276
HDL25
HDL09
WDCS150
WDCS150
WDCS125
HDL23
HDL10
WDCS253
WDCS132
WDCS150
HDL25
WDCS253
WDCS276
WDCS181
HDL14
WDCS132
HDL06
HDL13
HDL16
HDL12
WDCS181
WDCS253
HDL12
WDCS276
WDCS136
U$49
HDL20

HDL11
U$49
WDCS221
HDL08

HDL08

WDCS150
HDL10
HDL21

WDCS261
HDL22
HDL17
WDCS261
WDCS261
WDCS195
WDCS181
HDL11

HDL07
HDL23

HDL15

WDCS132
WDCS282
HDL23
HDL19

 

ALPHABETICAL BY ISSUE
   
HDL06
HDL06
HDL07
HDL08

HDL08

HDL09
HDL10
HDL10
HDL11
HDL11
HDL11

HDL12
HDL12
HDL13

HDL13
HDL14
HDL15

HDL16
HDL17
HDL19
HDL20

HDL21

HDL22
HDL23
HDL23

HDL23
HDL25
HDL25
U$49
U$49
WDCS125
WDCS132
WDCS132
WDCS132
WDCS136
WDCS150
WDCS150
WDCS150
WDCS150
WDCS181
WDCS181
WDCS181
WDCS195
WDCS221
WDCS253
WDCS253
WDCS253
WDCS261
WDCS261
WDCS261
WDCS276
WDCS276
WDCS276
WDCS282
B.O.W.W.O.W. (Bestrewer of Well-Padded Wisdom, Omniscence, and Whatever)
H.I.S.S. and P.O.A.H.M. (Hardheaded Intuitive Sagacity Spreader and Possessor Of All Hiss Marbles)
T.O.P.B.R.A.S.S. (Thunderbolt of Omnisient Perspicacity and Boss Ramrod of Abounding Succor Spreaders)
Philodemus Gentlefogg, J.A.W.B.O.N.E. (Judicious, Abstruse, Wise Bestower of Neolithic Edification (of Duckburg Burrow Number 22 of the Junior Woodchucks of the World))
R.I.N.G.T.A.I.L.E.D.S.N.O.R.T.E.R. (Radiant, Illustrious, Notable, Glittering, Topflight, Analytical Instructor in Logistical Engineering Dynamics and Sharpeyed, Nitpicking, Overseer, Recorder, Tabulator and Excuse Rejector)
C.O.O.L.H.E.A.D. (Calmer of Outbreaks, Outcries, Lamentations, Hassless, Expostulations, And Disquietude)
D.E.M.I.J.O.H.N. (Dynamic Earthshaking Molder of Immaculate Junk Oeliterators Here and Now)
S.A.P.P.Y.P.A.P.P.Y. (Stern Advocator of Peanuts-Picking Yard-masterism and Peerless Abecedarian Producer of Prabeworthy Youth)
B.R.A.S.S.G.R.A.S.S.E.R. (Brain Rattling Assigner Stupendous Sweatouts and Giver of Awesome Scathing Scoldings and Expurgatory Roustings)
O.D.D.B.A.L.L.E.R. (Observer of Devious Doings and Bestower of Accolades and Limitless Laurels upon Entitled Recipients
T.A.I.L.C.R.A.N.K.E.R. (Tempestuous Assailer of Indolent Lackadaisicalness and Case-hardened Requirer of Absolute Nose-dripping, Kowtowing, Ear-cocking Regimentationalism)
I.R.O.N.H.E.A.R.T. (Interpid Router of Overblown Nocturnal Hobgoblins and Exposer of Addlepated Rumormongering Taletellers)
J.O.Y.K.I.L.L.E.R. (Jaw-Breaking Order Yeller and Know-it-all Intoner of Leather-lunged Lecturing, Excoriating and Rank-rattling)
B.E.L.L.E.R.I.N.G.B.U.L.L.N.E.C.K. (Bellicose Expecter of Limitless Lionization, Esteem, Reverence, and Indefatigable, Never-dying Gung-ho as well as Bedeviller of Unskillful, Lunkheaded Lallygaggers, and Nemesis of Extemporizing Campground Know-nothings)
H.I.S.T.O.R.Y.N.U.T. (Hypercritical Inquiring Seeker into Tales of Old and Rumors of Yore, as well as Noser-outer of Unprovable Tommyrot)
G.U.F.F.S.P.O.U.T.E.R. (Gentle, Unflappable, Friendly Fellow, and Serene, Peaceful, Orderly, Tranquil Example of Reasonableness) *
T.U.B.B.A.B.L.U.B.B.E.R. (Towering, Unperturbable Bellwether of Brobdingnagian Adventures and Belchfiring Larruper of Unsavory Beachrats, Buccaneers, and Ecology Ravagers)
H.O.T.S.H.O.T.T.E.R. (Hawkeyed Ogler of Twigs, Sprigs, Herbs, Oaks, Truffles, Thickets, Eelgrass and Ragweeds)
S.O.A.P.F.R.E.A.K. (Stern Overseer of Aquatic Peccadillos and Fastidious Rectifier of Ecological Abuses and Knaveries)
W.A.F.E.R.W.A.V.E.R. (Whip-cracking Achiever of Frightfully Efficient Regimentation and Wrathful Arm-twisting Vocalizer of Expostulatory Rake-Doukk)
M.O.N.K.E.Y.S.U.N.C.L.E. (Multifabulous Overseer of Noteworthy Knot-tying, Eagle-spying, Yodel-crying, and Sock-drying as well as Understander of Nature and Converser with Lions and Elks)
S.L.A.C.K.E.R.W.H.A.C.K.E.R. (Stentorian, Law-spouting, Adjudicating Cracker of Knobs and Expounder of Rules as well as Watchdog, Herdmaster, Admiral, Commodore, King, Emperor and Rip-roarer
S.M.O.G.D.O.G. (Snifferocious Measurer, Observer, and Gatherer of Deleterious Oxygen Gunkups)
Corporal Butterball
T.R.O.O.P.E.R.P.O.O.P.E.R. (Tempestuous Requester of Overblown Obedience, Perfection, Enthusiasm, and Reliability as well as Propounder of Outrageously Ostentations Programs, Enterprises and Razzledazzles)
Trooper Hogg
C.O.D.F.A.T.H.E.R. (Ceremonialized Oratorical Discourser on Fishes, Alfalfa, Toadstools, Humans, Earwigs, and/or Rodents)
Field Marshal Fox
M.A.S.L.L.B.P.C.M. (Mighty Admirable Sachem of the Long Limousine and Benevolent Paver of the Clubhouse Mortgage)
O.G.U.F.O.O.L. (Omnipotent Giver of Unimpeachably Full-bodied Observations on Omniscient Logic)
Commander-in-Chief
Exalted Grand Marshall
Generals
Ten Star Generals
Lieutenant-General Holsworthy Hog
Chevaliers of the Honor Guard
Commandants of the Hightails' Hall of Heroes
Exalted Hightails
Rear Admirals of the Arctic Snows
G.U.C.O.T.R.O.I.S. (Great, Unopposable Commandant Of The Realm Of Inextinguishabale Sagacity)
I.T.S.A.A.D.C.O.T.F.O.I.K. (International Twelve-Star Admiral And Deputy Custodian Of The Fountain Of Inexhaustible Knowledge)
Supreme Exalted Bridge Masters of the Yawning Gulfs
S.U.E.O.T.U. (Supreme Unsurpassable Engineers Of The Universe)
O.O.O.T.Q.F.U.E. (Omnipotent Overseer Of The Quest For Unsurpassable Excellence)
D.O.G. (Doctor of Odd-ball Gimmickry)
G.C.O.T.O.O.M. (Grand Commanders Of The Order Of Mercury)
J.O.I.C.K.S. (Just Ordinary Insignificant Kid Simpletons)
S.L.O.B. (Simple, Lowdown, Ordinary Boobhound)
S.O.S.S. (Saver Of Stranded Souls)
S.S.S.S. (Supremely Sagacious Spoor Sniffer)
B.T.H.H.M. (Bucket To Hold His Medals)
G.P.O.O.T.K.H. (Great Peerless Overseer Of The Kitchen Help)
K.I.N.G. (Knightly, Intrepid, Natatorial Guardian)
Trainer Boldan True

* Barks forgot to invent a word for the second U in the title...

 

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