| I'm kind of mulling the
idea of having him take a contract to move the ancient
Egyptian palaces and statues that are threatened with
flooding by the Aswan Dam. Naturally, he finds a hidden
shaft leading down into the bowels of history, and
therein finds uncountable tons of sparklers. The rains
come early to the Ethiopian highlands, the Nile rushes
toward the newly completed dam. The shaft and all the
toiling ducks in the awesome treasure pits will be
submerged as the roiling torrent slams against the
unyielding barrier of the towering new dam. Does Uncle
Scrooge get the rocks out of the cellar in time? |
