There can be little doubt that Carl Barks liked to add quaint and perplexing - and often fairly irrelevant - graphics and pieces of text to the panels of his Disney comic book stories. You can see again and again how he enjoyed walking the extra mile in order to 'smuggle' oddities into the panels as unpretentious background drops (see one of more example pages HERE), or as inventive and compelling pieces of information. As for the latter, Barks introduced several pseudo-scientific examples of odd chemical formulas and puzzling equations, of which a selection is presented on this page.

 

 

 


WDCS044 The Mad Chemist

After a bump to his head Donald suddenly acquires scientific skills enabling him to come up with a formula for a powerful explosive, Duckmite. He elaborates on the formula depicted in the panel by adding: If I mix CH2 with NH4 and boil the atoms in osmotic fog, I should get speckled nitrogen!
The actual chemical CH2 had not yet been discovered when Barks made his story. Today it is known as a methylene compound (one carbon atom bound to two hydrogen atoms) just as Donald 'foresaw'.


U$69 The Cattle King

The nephews succeed in saving a high-speed train from colliding with a trainload of explosives. One of the nephews says: According to the Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook's page of differential equations in problematic variables for diminishing ratios... - His scared brother hurries him: Get to the point! And the equation follows as seen in the panel.
Notice the subtle reference to former US President Lyndon B. Johnson, generally known as LBJ, who came from Texas where the story unfolds!


WDCS244 Missile Fizzle

Duckburg is about to send up its first rocket into space. Over and Over Commanding General Bragg explains: Our seven-stage, solid-fueled, triple-reverse-trust space probe will milk the mystery from the milky way! And keen-minded, big-brained scientists second his words as seen in the panel rendered above.


WDCS136 'Bridge Building'

The nephews (as Junior Woodchucks) solve a simple trigonometry problem (well, simple if you know how, of course!). They have to bridge a gully and for that end they have to know the exact distance across the stream. Using their JW protractor and some calculations they soon figure out the distance to be 23 feet.


WDCS272 Spare that Hair

Donald is an expert barber who takes on all sorts of requests. One comes from an insecure young man who wants to be an egghead in order to impress his girlfriend. By simply applying a huge build-up dome of plastic foam and ivory enamel to the man's scalp he completely changes personality: All of a sudden I understand barycentric calculus and the interpolation of isoperimetric arcs! F(x) = dx = Dy + 2z!


U$57 The Swamp of No Return

A scientist employed by Scrooge has invented an ingenious apparatus that can completely change the personality of any living being. In the above panel Barks offers these impressive ingredients on differential equations from the wonderful world of mathematics.
Notice that Barks happened to make one of his very rare spelling errors in the dialogue of this panel: Quadrantic should read Quadratic.


WDCS195 'Train Collision'

Barks presents us with two calculus problems that are both solved by the nephews. At first, they play on the floor with their toy trains; they try to figure out the precise speed of two locomotives in order to prevent them from colliding on the track. Later on, gruesome reality sets in when a TV announcer prompts people for help; a runaway locomotive and The Limited, a passenger train, are on collision course and the rescue people need to know exactly where the collision will take place. He offers a number of details: The Limited's speed uphill is 60 mph less ice slippage of 8.64%! Headwinds of 50 mph will be met for 12 miles below Blue Canyon! At mile 23 the grade increases 4% ...
Information continues to pour out enabling the nephews to calculate the point of collision, the rescuers can throw down rubber mattresses onto the track, and lives are saved!


U$48 The Many Faces of Magica de Spell

Magica has used several dastardly potions throughout the stories, but in general we are not presented to details of ingredients except in this story. Magica worked frantically on no less than two special hex juice concoctions. The first one was meant to disfigure Scrooge and make him lose face, as it were, and when this failed she tried to make a second brew in order to restore her own face. Here are the ingredients' lists in case you need ideas for your next party drinks:
1: Powdered dragons' teeth, fat from a royal fathead, dingbat fuzz, a cross-eyed cat's whiskers.
2: Dried bats' ears, swamp scum, hair from a red-tailed monkey, horns from a knock-kneed hoot owl, butter from a green-eyed goat, sulphur, molasses, stardust, two faded photographs, Tulebug toenails.


FC0275 In Old Persia

The scary professor in this story is obsessed by the thought of being able to resurrect dead people and maybe even produce eternal life. Inside an ancient Persian temple ruin he finally gets the last piece to the puzzle.
Here are the needed ingredients to make the all-important resurrection water: Myrrh of Chaldee, Oil of Assyrian artichokes, Sap of Dead Sea cattails, Dust of a dehydrated beetle, and a fraction of a thunderbolt.


U$34 Mythtic Mystery

Scrooge, Donald and the nephews are blown through the air to a nearby small planet that seems to be Valhalla, the home of the ancient gods!
The scientific part of the story is very strange indeed, and the astronomer really had to come up with some convincing explanations in order to get us to accept the whole concept. See how I explain away such anomalies with scientifically provable hogwash, as Barks uttered in a later interview.

 

 

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FC1095 The Bear Tamer

In this story from 1959 Little Helper invents a powerful bear repellent in order to subdue a ferocious bear that almost finishes off Gyro Gearloose and Gladstone Gander. In the above panel Barks shows part of a chemistry formula that, apparently, was a classified military secret in the USA:
I just stole that out of the Encyclopedia Britannica. It was a big article on chemistry with all different chemical formulas, and it was written in this gibberish - CO H and so on - and I just looked at a whole string of those things and looked at about the middle of that. And I thought, well, maybe it's harmless enough if I just take these bunch of chemicals and sort of jumble them up and stick them on a piece of paper. Well, that is what I did, and it turned out that it was a powerful chemical formula.
Indeed it was! Inadvertently Barks had come across a small part of a formula that was considered a top military secret of the USA at the time! Just this once Barks seems to have surpassed the skills of none less than Gyro Gearloose...

Now then...

If there are any chemistry interested readers out there, this website would very much appreciate any scrap of real and serious information that can be extracted from Barks' and Little Helper's 'formula', thus shedding some light over the enigmatic and puzzling mystery:

[ BA(OH)2  JCN3  SO ]

Barium hydroxide is the chemical compound with the formula Ba(OH)2. Also known as baryta, or baryta-water, it is one of the principal compounds of barium. Neither the next two groups nor the whole formula as such have been identified by this website.

 

 


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  Date 2016-09-03