I camouflaged it to look like ducks,
because they're out of season right now.

Now don't be frightened by the
shape of the fuselage! It's merely
a whim of the inventor's.

Take it easy, student! What kind
of wings do you want - the kind that pin
on or the kind that grow on?

Look dear, I bought a tent so we can go camping on your
furlough.

Is there a minister
on board?

I regret to report, sir, that our 75 millimeter
guns which were left out in the rain last night,
are only 53 millimeters this morning.

Yeah, an' we'll come back from de
trainin' camp an' find dat some pretty dame's
got our job.

How does it happen, mother, that all the letters I receive
from my traveling salesman friend are marked 'opened by censor'?